what about these asses my friend – I am endless when it comes to asses:

THE MUSEUM OF IMAGINARY ASSES

When one thinks of the millions and millions of people who have dreamed before Leonardo's MONA LISA, one can imagine their sweet smiles had he painted her ASS instead of her face. The ASS has captivated artists throughout the ages, and in their attempts to capture the delights of this ever changing shape they have given us an amazing collection of ASSES, for instance

the obscure asses of Rembrandt
the celluoid asses of Rubens
the pyriform and whiny asses of Cranach
the geometrical asses of Picasso's Cubist period
the long and supple asses of Modligliani
the exotic well-rounded asses of Gaugin
the mischevious asses of Fragonard
the morbid asses of Signorelli's Resurrection
the rustic but vicious asses of Ingres
the sumptuous asses of Tintoretto
the suggestive asses of Poussin
the gracefully ba