drink the dog's dish
it's a wrong choice
forget Irv
remember exits
Hoping for a harem
You will know cousins
human--
that sucks
I used to smoke
I still do
I wish I were a prophet
That would be fun
I'm changing my mind
one woman at a time
keel a rut antonym mom
mommy not natural eek!
lava on my foreskin
much to my chagrin
medical waste
it's not good to taste
nobody wants to see your dinky little schlong
not even Sue
Peter and I smelled the grapefruit
as I choked Peter
Ryan can't find a plum
he's glum
Ryan doesn't really want a plum
it's symbolic
She said, "Woody Allen is cute."
I said, "She's on crack."
Stu and Sue
sold their poo
To a captive:
How lovely you look this morning
too many Grandmas
too many trucks
walnuts
need help!
you suck
and so does your web page
you treacherous scum
I can't wait to come
you're too young for the finger
you get the tongue
October 1999