Snooty snooze?
by Mark Peters


Snooty snooze? Neuter neutral. Ottawa otter? Oblivious oblong. Thereby therefore? Yahwistic yak. Supine supper? Nihilism Nike. Organ-grinder organic? Orchestration orchid. Zippered zippy? Evangelize evaporate. Nonzero noodle? EMT emu. Unjust unkempt? Toned tone-deaf. engirdle English? Ridden riddle. Noontime noose? Endearment endeavor. Umbrageous umbrella? Tampon tam-tam. Resurrectionist resuscitate? Arse arsenal. Laxative laxity? Outguess outgun. They they'd? Termite termless. Avowedly avulse? Whomever whomp. Audible audience? Onanism onboard. Tenderhearted tenderize? The theater. Equal-area equalize? Retouch retract. Orienteering orifice? Bushy business. Lay-up laywoman? In-and-in inane. Vat-dyed vatic? Informer infotainment. Overfat overfavor? Up-and-up Upanishad. Supercool supercritical? Omelet omen. Brevity brew? Lotion lots. One-handed one-horse? Noblewoman nobody. Geriatrician germ? Temptress tempura. Hug huge? Execution executive. Rode rodent? Eastward easy. Balloon ballot? Yeasty yecch. Ticky-tacky tidal? Horseshit horseshoe. Exceptionably excerpt? Restatement restaurant. Embedded embellish? Fee feeble. Overlord overly? Roach road. Ecology econobox? Yokel yolk. Assortment assuage? Hit-and-miss hit-and-run. Wallow wallpaper? Immovable immune. Scan scandal? Triggerfish trigger-happy. Intermembrane intermenstrual? Cosmic cosmochemistry. Yogi yogurt? Acme acne. Kind kindergarten?


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October 1999