Don't ya know girls don't want no Short Dick Man?
When her husband is out of town
Not only will you be fined but hey you have nice ankles
Parents and teens, serious relationships
Either way, sexually transmitted diseases are not fun
My quivering mound of love pudding
You're the cutest little shitbag in the world: I love you
You guys sound like dogs in heat
Originally, this was the land of opportunity
October 1999
The pigeons cooed, the people bustled
Girls rule, boys drool, I liked the sex, it was good
Remember kiting is dangerous when done incorrectly
Well, first I make sure they're legal
Lots and lots through and through less and less
Punk rock, free pizza and I love her like bacon with Ozzy
Oh Henry you sick bastard bring your checkbook
Hey love!! You're fat!!
So I graciously accepted the chamomile tea she had made
As many music critics have pointed out
I'm gonna slip my pickle up all your sweet rectums!
Don't forget to go out and vote today
I'm like LL Cool J, I need love
My mother introduced me to it through the church
You'll find the details on the World Wide Web
Thanks for letting me eat
But then I touched your hand and the next moment we kissed
Was it a gun or the will of the international community?
I want to be with you! I will show you my BOOBIES!