Interview
by Mark Peters


Are you ever accused of promiscuity?
Ummm, I suppose.

Do you believe in God?
I don't like the breast fetishism.

Favorite food?
Anyone who hurts kids. Other than that . . . I am generally pretty forgiving.

What do you mean by the establishment?
Sex ought not to be that.

Are phrases like little bitty, teensy-weensy and pippy-poo examples of good writing?
Yes.

Do you see no difference between the moral positions of America and Russia?
Well, Jesus did.

Yes, but why did Nixon destroy the tapes?
That's the best part.

Do you think this is true?
Physically, it contributes to high blood sugar.

What is your interpretation of heaven?
My husband thought up the idea.

On what scripture do you base this assertion?
I'm a natural heavyweight.

Can you document it?
Paul and I made a deal when we were 15.

Do you think you're entitled to speak for all white people?
Oh now, my friend, you do not ask a woman if she is pregnant . . . !

Looking back on a long, full life, do you have any comments?
I don't believe we have any right to violate the law.

Looking back on a long, full life, do you have any comments?
Its structure is more radical than its content.

Looking back on a long, full life, do you have any comments?
It has nothing to do with me.


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May 1999