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<wide-eyed>
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<white-lipped>
<white-lined>
<white-collared>
<whistle-blowing>
<whiskey-drinking>
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<well-understood>
<well-publicized>
<well-proportioned>
<well-prepared>
<well-meaning>
<well-mannered>
<well-known>
<well-intentioned>
<well-inhaled>
<well-hung>
<well-guarded>
<well-established>
<well-chosen>
<well-adapted>
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<violently-gibbering>
<used-up>
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<under-the-table>
<un-dead>
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<unaccounted-for>
<U.S.-Mexican>
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<two-hour>
<two-headed>
<two-dollar>
<two-bedroom>
<twenty-something>
<twelve-step>
<turn-of-the-century>
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<top-ranking>
<tooth-shaped>
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<tongue-in-cheek>
<toilet-trained>
<titanium-reinforced>
<time-honored>
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<tight-fitting>
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<thrice-divorced>
<three-point>
<three-legged>
<three-inch>
<third-degree>
<terror-struck>
<terminally-ill>
<ten-ton>
<temptation-related>
<temperance-preaching>
<teeny-bopper>
<tax-exempt>
<tastefully-seductive>
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<sweet-dripping>
<sweat-drenched>
<suspicious-looking>
<surgically-enhanced>
<surfing-obsessed>
<super-natural>
<sucker-footed>
<stump-tailed>
<strange-looking>
<stop-and-start>
<star-crossed>
<spotted-necked>
<sponge-worthy>
<spike-topped>
<space-based>
<sound-proof>
<somewhat-disconcerting>
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<so-called>
<smooth-talking>
<smog-shrouded>
<small-winged>
<small-toothed>
<small-eared>
<slow-moving>
<slow-dancing>
<slender-tailed>
<slave-holding>
<slap-happy>
<slam-dunk>
<slack-jawed>
<skull-like>
<six-legged>
<six-inch-long>
<sing-song>
<silicon-based>
<short-tailed>
<short-nosed>
<shift-eyed>
<sheath-tailed>
<sharp-looking>
<sharp-dressed>
<shark-filled>
<shag-carpeted>
<semi-erect>
<semester-long>
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<self-proclaimed>
<self-made>
<self-generated>
<self-fulfilling>
<self-explanatory>
<self-described>
<self-crushing>
<self-contained>
<self-conscious>
<self-centered>
<self-appointed>
<second-hand>
<second-degree>
<school-by-school>
<scantily-clad>
<ruby-encrusted>
<rough-and-tumble>
<rock-haunting>
<ring-tailed>
<right-wing>
<remote-control>
<red-legged>
<red-haired>
<red-blooded>
<red-bellied>
<record-breaking>
<real-world>
<reality-based>
<razor-sharp>
<ratings-grabbing>
<rail-thin>
<quasi-scientific>
<psycho-sexual>
<psycho-pathological>
<pro-Clinton>
<prize-winning>
<pre-shrunk>
<pound-for-pound>
<pork-barrel>
<polyethylene-based>
<polo-playin'>
<police-chasing>
<poker-playing>
<pleasure-seeking>
<play-by-play>
<pint-size>
<pig-footed>
<pigeon-livered>
<pigeon-hearted>
<pent-up>
<pen-tailed>
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<part-time>
<over-the-counter>
<overly-weighty>
<over-emotional>
<over-clever>
<out-of-pocket>
<out-of-body>
<organic-sounding>
<orange-flavored>
<onion-eyed>
<one-woman>
<one-way>
<one-party>
<one-legged>
<one-handed>
<one-dimensional>
<once-new>
<once-in-a-lifetime>
<old-fashioned>
<oil-rich>
<off-hand>
<off-duty>
<off-camera>
<nutrient-rich>
<now-manageable>
<now-familiar>
<not-so-interesting>
<not-okay>
<not-guilty>
<non-toxic>
<non-sympathetic>
<non-stop>
<non-sentient>
<non-prescription>
<non-political>
<non-musical>
<non-Greek>
<non-greasy>
<non-fluent>
<non-flammable>
<non-finite>
<non-financial>
<non-existent>
<non-European>
<non-Euclidean>
<non-cheesecake>
<nerve-destroying>
<near-immortal>
<narrow-minded>
<naked-rumped>
<naked-backed>
<nail-biting>
<mutton-loving>
<mushy-looking>
<multi-purpose>
<multiply-handicapped>
<multi-limbed>
<much-publicized>
<much-needed>
<mouth-watering>
<moon-shaped>
<monkey-footed>
<moment-by-moment>
<missile-equipped>
<mind-bending>
<middle-brow>
<middle-aged>
<micro-miniaturized>
<Miami-based>
<matter-of-fact>
<matinee-idol>
<man-made>
<man-killing>
<made-up>
<machine-modulated>
<low-bandwidth>
<long-tongued>
<long-term>
<long-tailed>
<long-running>
<long-married>
<lip-smacking>
<limousine-ridin'>
<light-headed>
<life-threatening>
<life-sized>
<life-saving>
<life-giving>
<leopard-print>
<lead-poisoning>
<law-abiding>
<late-night>
<large-toothed>
<large-tailed>
<lady-crazy>
<labor-baiting>
<knee-length>
<knee-high>
<jet-flyin'>
<Jeff-esque>
<itch-free>
<Iran-Contra>
<inter-gender>
<inter-faith>
<injury-prone>
<implementation-dependent>
<ill-nurtured>
<ill-breeding>
<ill-advised>
<idle-headed>
<hydra-headed>
<human-readable>
<hour-long>
<horse-toothed>
<holier-than-thou>
<hoary-headed>
<history-making>
<hippo-themed>
<hippo-shaped>
<high-tech>
<high-spirited>
<high-school>
<high-ranking>
<high-radiation>
<high-profile>
<high-need>
<high-impact>
<highest-paid>
<hell-hated>
<hedge-born>
<heavy-duty>
<heaven-sized>
<heart-stopping>
<hatred-based>
<hasty-witted>
<hands-on>
<hand-inscribed>
<hammer-headed>
<half-witted>
<half-ostrich>
<half-nude>
<half-joking>
<half-human>
<half-heartedly>
<half-faced>
<half-eaten>
<half-dressed>
<half-destroyed>
<hairy-legged>
<hairy-footed>
<ground-breaking>
<groove-toothed>
<grim-faced>
<green-haired>
<grease-slathered>
<grandmother-flavored>
<government-subsidized>
<government-funded>
<good-natured>
<God-damn>
<goatee-having>
<gap-toothed>
<fur-lined>
<fun-loving>
<full-gorged>
<full-figured>
<full-blown>
<fucked-up>
<front-row>
<frog-shaped>
<frog-like>
<fringe-lipped>
<free-wheelin'>
<free-spirited>
<four-horned>
<flesh-like>
<flesh-and-blood>
<flatulence-propelled>
<flattery-operated>
<flat-skulled>
<flag-waving>
<fish-eating>
<first-year>
<first-ever>
<fine-looking>
<financial-erotic>
<filter-free>
<fiber-rich>
<feather-tailed>
<fat-tailed>
<fat-kidneyed>
<fancy-schmancy>
<fancy-pants>
<family-related>
<face-to-face>
<extra-special>
<extra-dimensional>
<ever-widening>
<ever-sweetening>
<error-prone>
<epoch-making>
<Elvis-loving>
<elf-skinned>
<electro-shock>
<elastic-limbed>
<eight-year>
<eight-ulcer>
<egg-sucking>
<easy-to-use>
<early-on>
<early-morning>
<ear-cutting>
<dunced-out>
<drug-related>
<dream-like>
<down-home>
<dot-to-dot>
<dos-compatible>
<dog-hearted>
<dog-faced>
<dog-eared>
<doctor-patient>
<doctor-caused>
<dizzy-eyed>
<dismal-dreaming>
<disco-booted>
<diamond-studded>
<dance-crazed>
<cyber-robotic>
<crab-eating>
<cool-headed>
<computer-assisted>
<cold-blooded>
<coast-to-coast>
<clumsily-orchestrated>
<club-footed>
<cleaned-up>
<claustrophobia-inducing>
<cigar-smoking>
<church-goin'>
<chromium-plated>
<Chinese-controlled>
<chicken-chested>
<chest-to-chest>
<chest-pounding>
<chemically-aware>
<cheese-flavored>
<cave-dwelling>
<career-worst>
<career-minded>
<cake-like>
<butt-headed>
<bushy-tailed>
<burnt-out>
<bug-free>
<bug-eyed>
<brush-tailed>
<brown-haired>
<broad-toothed>
<broad-footed>
<bright-green>
<brain-injured>
<brain-damaged>
<bra-busting>
<bottom-up>
<booze-soaked>
<bone-softening>
<bona-fide>
<boil-brained>
<blurry-eyed>
<blue-green>
<blood-curdling>
<blond-haired>
<black-tufted>
<black-tailed>
<bio-morphogenetic>
<binge-drinking>
<best-laid>
<Berkeley-area>
<below-the-surface>
<below-the-belt>
<behind-the-scenes>
<beetle-headed>
<beef-witted>
<battery-operated>
<bathroom-equipped>
<bat-fowling>
<bare-knuckles>
<bare-fisted>
<banana-nosed>
<bald-headed>
<bald-faced>
<back-to-back>
<back-stabbing>
<baboon-blooded>
<babe-laden>
<aw-shucks>
<audio-visual>
<attention-starved>
<as-yet-unwritten>
<anti-Vietnam>
<anti-tank>
<anti-American>
<Anglo-American>
<aluminum-alloy>
<All-Star>
<all-powerful>
<all-night>
<all-natural>
<all-male>
<all-knowing>
<age-old>
<age-barrier-breaking>
<after-the-fact>
<Afro-Cuban>
<absent-minded>
<above-human>
<760-page>
<55-gallon>
<50,000-megafunk>
<43-year-old>
<40,000-square-foot>
<230-pound>
<200-room>
<2,000-pound>
<2$-a-gallon>

On earth as it is in heaven.

</2$-a-gallon>
</2,000-pound>
</200-room>
</230-pound>
</40,000-square-foot>
</43-year-old>
</50,000-megafunk>
</55-gallon>
</760-page>
</above-human>
</absent-minded>
</Afro-Cuban>
</after-the-fact>
</age-barrier-breaking>
</age-old>
</all-knowing>
</all-male>
</all-natural>
</all-night>
</all-powerful>
</All-Star>
</aluminum-alloy>
</Anglo-American>
</anti-American>
</anti-tank>
</anti-Vietnam>
</as-yet-unwritten>
</attention-starved>
</audio-visual>
</aw-shucks>
</babe-laden>
</baboon-blooded>
</back-stabbing>
</back-to-back>
</bald-faced>
</bald-headed>
</banana-nosed>
</bare-fisted>
</bare-knuckles>
</bat-fowling>
</bathroom-equipped>
</battery-operated>
</beef-witted>
</beetle-headed>
</behind-the-scenes>
</below-the-belt>
</below-the-surface>
</Berkeley-area>
</best-laid>
</binge-drinking>
</bio-morphogenetic>
</black-tailed>
</black-tufted>
</blond-haired>
</blood-curdling>
</blue-green>
</blurry-eyed>
</boil-brained>
</bona-fide>
</bone-softening>
</booze-soaked>
</bottom-up>
</bra-busting>
</brain-damaged>
</brain-injured>
</bright-green>
</broad-footed>
</broad-toothed>
</brown-haired>
</brush-tailed>
</bug-eyed>
</bug-free>
</burnt-out>
</bushy-tailed>
</butt-headed>
</cake-like>
</career-minded>
</career-worst>
</cave-dwelling>
</cheese-flavored>
</chemically-aware>
</chest-pounding>
</chest-to-chest>
</chicken-chested>
</Chinese-controlled>
</chromium-plated>
</church-goin'>
</cigar-smoking>
</claustrophobia-inducing>
</cleaned-up>
</club-footed>
</clumsily-orchestrated>
</coast-to-coast>
</cold-blooded>
</computer-assisted>
</cool-headed>
</crab-eating>
</cyber-robotic>
</dance-crazed>
</diamond-studded>
</disco-booted>
</dismal-dreaming>
</dizzy-eyed>
</doctor-caused>
</doctor-patient>
</dog-eared>
</dog-faced>
</dog-hearted>
</dos-compatible>
</dot-to-dot>
</down-home>
</dream-like>
</drug-related>
</dunced-out>
</ear-cutting>
</early-morning>
</early-on>
</easy-to-use>
</egg-sucking>
</eight-ulcer>
</eight-year>
</elastic-limbed>
</electro-shock>
</elf-skinned>
</Elvis-loving>
</epoch-making>
</error-prone>
</ever-sweetening>
</ever-widening>
</extra-dimensional>
</extra-special>
</face-to-face>
</family-related>
</fancy-pants>
</fancy-schmancy>
</fat-kidneyed>
</fat-tailed>
</feather-tailed>
</fiber-rich>
</filter-free>
</financial-erotic>
</fine-looking>
</first-ever>
</first-year>
</fish-eating>
</flag-waving>
</flat-skulled>
</flattery-operated>
</flatulence-propelled>
</flesh-and-blood>
</flesh-like>
</four-horned>
</free-spirited>
</free-wheelin'>
</fringe-lipped>
</frog-like>
</frog-shaped>
</front-row>
</fucked-up>
</full-blown>
</full-figured>
</full-gorged>
</fun-loving>
</fur-lined>
</gap-toothed>
</goatee-having>
</God-damn>
</good-natured>
</government-funded>
</government-subsidized>
</grandmother-flavored>
</grease-slathered>
</green-haired>
</grim-faced>
</groove-toothed>
</ground-breaking>
</hairy-footed>
</hairy-legged>
</half-destroyed>
</half-dressed>
</half-eaten>
</half-faced>
</half-heartedly>
</half-human>
</half-joking>
</half-nude>
</half-ostrich>
</half-witted>
</hammer-headed>
</hand-inscribed>
</hands-on>
</hasty-witted>
</hatred-based>
</heart-stopping>
</heaven-sized>
</heavy-duty>
</hedge-born>
</hell-hated>
</highest-paid>
</high-impact>
</high-need>
</high-profile>
</high-radiation>
</high-ranking>
</high-school>
</high-spirited>
</high-tech>
</hippo-shaped>
</hippo-themed>
</history-making>
</hoary-headed>
</holier-than-thou>
</horse-toothed>
</hour-long>
</human-readable>
</hydra-headed>
</idle-headed>
</ill-advised>
</ill-breeding>
</ill-nurtured>
</implementation-dependent>
</injury-prone>
</inter-faith>
</inter-gender>
</Iran-Contra>
</itch-free>
</Jeff-esque>
</jet-flyin'>
</knee-high>
</knee-length>
</labor-baiting>
</lady-crazy>
</large-tailed>
</large-toothed>
</late-night>
</law-abiding>
</lead-poisoning>
</leopard-print>
</life-giving>
</life-saving>
</life-sized>
</life-threatening>
</light-headed>
</limousine-ridin'>
</lip-smacking>
</long-married>
</long-running>
</long-tailed>
</long-term>
</long-tongued>
</low-bandwidth>
</machine-modulated>
</made-up>
</man-killing>
</man-made>
</matinee-idol>
</matter-of-fact>
</Miami-based>
</micro-miniaturized>
</middle-aged>
</middle-brow>
</mind-bending>
</missile-equipped>
</moment-by-moment>
</monkey-footed>
</moon-shaped>
</mouth-watering>
</much-needed>
</much-publicized>
</multi-limbed>
</multiply-handicapped>
</multi-purpose>
</mushy-looking>
</mutton-loving>
</nail-biting>
</naked-backed>
</naked-rumped>
</narrow-minded>
</near-immortal>
</nerve-destroying>
</non-cheesecake>
</non-Euclidean>
</non-European>
</non-existent>
</non-financial>
</non-finite>
</non-flammable>
</non-fluent>
</non-greasy>
</non-Greek>
</non-musical>
</non-political>
</non-prescription>
</non-sentient>
</non-stop>
</non-sympathetic>
</non-toxic>
</not-guilty>
</not-okay>
</not-so-interesting>
</now-familiar>
</now-manageable>
</nutrient-rich>
</off-camera>
</off-duty>
</off-hand>
</oil-rich>
</old-fashioned>
</once-in-a-lifetime>
</once-new>
</one-dimensional>
</one-handed>
</one-legged>
</one-party>
</one-way>
</one-woman>
</onion-eyed>
</orange-flavored>
</organic-sounding>
</out-of-body>
</out-of-pocket>
</over-clever>
</over-emotional>
</overly-weighty>
</over-the-counter>
</part-time>
</pay-per-view>
</pen-tailed>
</pent-up>
</pigeon-hearted>
</pigeon-livered>
</pig-footed>
</pint-size>
</play-by-play>
</pleasure-seeking>
</poker-playing>
</police-chasing>
</polo-playin'>
</polyethylene-based>
</pork-barrel>
</pound-for-pound>
</pre-shrunk>
</prize-winning>
</pro-Clinton>
</psycho-pathological>
</psycho-sexual>
</quasi-scientific>
</rail-thin>
</ratings-grabbing>
</razor-sharp>
</reality-based>
</real-world>
</record-breaking>
</red-bellied>
</red-blooded>
</red-haired>
</red-legged>
</remote-control>
</right-wing>
</ring-tailed>
</rock-haunting>
</rough-and-tumble>
</ruby-encrusted>
</scantily-clad>
</school-by-school>
</second-degree>
</second-hand>
</self-appointed>
</self-centered>
</self-conscious>
</self-contained>
</self-crushing>
</self-described>
</self-explanatory>
</self-fulfilling>
</self-generated>
</self-made>
</self-proclaimed>
</self-sufficient>
</semester-long>
</semi-erect>
</shag-carpeted>
</shark-filled>
</sharp-dressed>
</sharp-looking>
</sheath-tailed>
</shift-eyed>
</short-nosed>
</short-tailed>
</silicon-based>
</sing-song>
</six-inch-long>
</six-legged>
</skull-like>
</slack-jawed>
</slam-dunk>
</slap-happy>
</slave-holding>
</slender-tailed>
</slow-dancing>
</slow-moving>
</small-eared>
</small-toothed>
</small-winged>
</smog-shrouded>
</smooth-talking>
</so-called>
</socio-cultural>
</somewhat-disconcerting>
</sound-proof>
</space-based>
</spike-topped>
</sponge-worthy>
</spotted-necked>
</star-crossed>
</stop-and-start>
</strange-looking>
</stump-tailed>
</sucker-footed>
</super-natural>
</surfing-obsessed>
</surgically-enhanced>
</suspicious-looking>
</sweat-drenched>
</sweet-dripping>
</tail-less>
</tastefully-seductive>
</tax-exempt>
</teeny-bopper>
</temperance-preaching>
</temptation-related>
</ten-ton>
</terminally-ill>
</terror-struck>
</third-degree>
</three-inch>
</three-legged>
</three-point>
</thrice-divorced>
</thrill-seeking>
</tickle-brained>
</tight-fitting>
</time-consuming>
</time-honored>
</titanium-reinforced>
</toilet-trained>
</tongue-in-cheek>
</tongue-tied>
</tooth-shaped>
</top-ranking>
</topsy-turvy>
</turn-of-the-century>
</twelve-step>
</twenty-something>
</two-bedroom>
</two-dollar>
</two-headed>
</two-hour>
</two-timing>
</U.S.-Mexican>
</unaccounted-for>
</uncared-for>
</un-dead>
</under-the-table>
</unheard-of>
</university-affiliated>
</used-up>
</violently-gibbering>
</warehouse-sized>
</weak-willed>
</web-footed>
</week-old>
</well-adapted>
</well-chosen>
</well-established>
</well-guarded>
</well-hung>
</well-inhaled>
</well-intentioned>
</well-known>
</well-mannered>
</well-meaning>
</well-prepared>
</well-proportioned>
</well-publicized>
</well-understood>
</well-wrought>
</whiskey-drinking>
</whistle-blowing>
</white-collared>
</white-lined>
</white-lipped>
</white-skinned>
</wide-eyed>
</wild-looking>
</wince-inducing>
</wishy-washy>
</without-a-clue>
</would-be>
</yellow-footed>

Mark Peters author page

March 2000