Wrong: Terre Haute
Right: Burnt Toast
Wrong: I can't wait until our hot bodies compress
Right: I may possibly be the right blonde
Wrong: This too-short life
Right: This lousy t-shirt
Wrong: A
Right: B
Wrong: But the priest's right
Right: Go to hell
Wrong: The will of God
Right: "The wrong type" of man
Wrong: Her cousin
Right: Her eye
Wrong: You moron!
Right: Seldom have I seen such gall
Wrong: Modem technology
Right: Ooh baby baby
Wrong: The universal order
Right: Grandchildren
Wrong: Be super freaky
Right: Hold on to your values
Wrong: Live and love
Right: Do you want a bun for that hot dog?
Wrong: The tool
Right: The facts
Wrong: Throw up
Right: Oopschlop
Wrong: Janet is jubilant
Right: Emma is in a dilemma
Wrong: My roommate has crabs
Right: And Matt wears her underwear
Wrong: I quack quietly
Right: I hate myself
Wrong: Boxers
Right: Wrestlers
Wrong: Get misty-eyed
Right: Just squat
Wrong: You make me feel so healthy
Right: You look like Bukowski
Wrong: I am so fucking stoned!
Right: I am studying the Bible!
Wrong: In Indiana
Right: In love
Wrong: The bird flew around the cage
Right: The bird flew into the cage
Wrong: The bird flew over the cage
Right: You have a small duck
Wrong: VROOM, VROOM!!!!
Right: Chomp, Chomp!!
Wrong: Doomsday doomsday doomsday doomsday doomsday
Right: Um possibly Friday
Wrong: You're a big dog
Right: Can I be your puppy?
Wrong: Your big green eyes
Right: Your crowbar
Wrong: Getting a hard-on
Right: Following the Pope
Wrong: Chased with a whisk
Right: Having a death scene
Wrong: Spaghetti, pancakes and pork
Right: Ed
Wrong: Jeffrey
Right: Joseph
Wrong: And I . . . I just believed him
Right: I have a pair of pretty ones
Wrong: In my finest hour
Right: Buxom beauties
Wrong: A real loss
Right: Oh well, don't kill yourself yet
Wrong: I need clean underwear!
Right: This must be heaven
Wrong: Hundreds of nude photos
Right: In loving memory
Wrong: 12 boys
Right: 2 girls
Wrong: In the way a good student is easy to train
Right: In conclusion
Wrong: But the kangaroos cheat
Right: But the mayor is a lecher
Wrong: I want to feel your pulsating cock inside me
Right: Why don't you come over and put some wood in my fire?
Wrong: Colleagues
Right: Collaborators
Wrong: Free diagnostic treatment
Right: No talent required
Wrong: Smear-free
Right: Peek-a-boo!
Wrong: Your sky-blue whip
Right: A simple coincidence
Wrong: After the failure
Right: After the future
Wrong: I'll see you in cckcccchcccch
Right: I'll stop here
Wrong: Jeff is smiling because "It's windy out today"
Right: Angela is smiling because "I'm getting audited"
Wrong: Thank
Right: Spank
Wrong: Frank
Right: Joan
Wrong: That happy day
Right: I used to be a thug
Wrong: We specialize in all types
Right: All others keep out
Wrong: Busy and bubbly
Right: Worst and most contemptible
Wrong: Real kids
Right: Real results
Wrong: Ideal chicken
Right: Good chicken
Wrong: If you love me
Right: On the other hand
Wrong: Big hair and a bathing suit
Right: A little sympathy
Wrong: A Chinese opera nun
Right: A second-hand dude
Wrong: Like that no-frills white boy
Right: Like the white-winged dove
Wrong: Your blindfolding fantasies
Right: Some biographical details
Wrong: A world-class cigar
Right: You mean purple-headed warrior?
Wrong: I am in the chapel
Right: Keep those videotapes coming
Wrong: My little sister
Right: A widened social consciousness
Wrong: The problem remains serious
Right: The dude got mulched
Wrong: With hilarious results
Right: By popular demand
Wrong: Mental health
Right: You're a weirdo
Wrong: I'm a badass
Right: In my opinion
Wrong: No shit Sherlock
Right: Smooth move X-Lax
Wrong: God's infinite plan
Right: You make me happy drawer with foil!
Wrong: Women
Right: Diapers
Wrong: Men
Right: Kennels
Wrong: A perfect example
Right: Beep beep beep beep
Wrong: Danish
Right: Toast
May 1999